oh my god I snickered and then snorted hahahahahahareturnforgrace
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Justin/ /infj/ /pretty things and nerdiness
that's a cute face you have and cat cute things lots of them riselikethesea heidi i have pretty friends :3
[forced] cat cuddles.
I just sent friend requests to all the little baby fencers this year.
Oh boy…I never do that shit
-gah whoops its so easy to slip into self loathing when I'm tired thats a rut I beat my way out of with the shovel that I used to dig it not going back feeling much better now time to shower and do things
Let’s play a game called “did I eat fast enough to avert the headache that may be inevitable” while eating scrambled eggs with pepper jack and coffee on the side.whoops i hate when I do this don't get started until super late there are times when it's good and really nice but that's when one feels sleepy not exhausted lil irritated with myself
Awwwww :3 Thanks, anon!
Title: Invisible Touch
Album: Invisible Touch
-also also WHAT what is my life right now once again the wholly and absolutely unexpected occursa *occurs which is to be expected but the whole unexpected bit sort of speaks for itself throws ya for a loop s'doing that for me right now not how i anticipated anything don't get me wrong i REALLY like whatever it is but woah always on my toes i swear